A DVD Review by Brent Blue

*** Recommended ***

“Times Square Swagger”

Real Urban Men Productions

Director: Rob Greco

C-A-S-T

Venom
Nubius
Envy
Seduction
Justin
Smokey
Eclectiq
Jamaican Flava

Where better in NYC to stage porn than Times Square, momentary home at all times of the day and night of loud crazy hordes of tourists, tramps and teens. The old-style hookers may be long gone, but that doesn’t mean the neon nuthouse can’t be the setting, or at least the impetus, for a few down-and-dirty sex stories.

In the heart of the Times Square madness, caddy corner to the Port Authority Bus Terminal, poor Justin, new to town, calls his friend, who doesn’t seem to remember he was coming. What is a newbie supposed to do in all that clatter? The slightly bearded cutie with the sad face doesn’t have to wait long until a tall stud named Nubius takes pity on him and invites him to his nearby pad. When Justin comes out of the shower, Nubius is grabbing at his own dick and watching some rather vivid straight porn. Nubius tells Justin that since he invited him over, Justin owes him something, and it ain’t coin! So, Justin stuffs his face in Nubius’ crotch and gives the big dick a rather fervent sucking. The camera comes in way close when Nubius rims Justin, allowing for both great visuals and even better sounds. With a lot of spit and desire, Nubius really preps Justin’s ass. He even blows Justin a bit too. They 69 very playfully, both hungry for cock. Nubius pokes at Justin’s hole with the head of his dick and then stops the teasing and gives Justin the whole piece. He works it in slowly, all of it! And then Nubius takes off at a clip pace, with Justin soon giving into the pleasure rather than complaining about the tight fit. Shots right underneath are delicious. Nubius does Justin on all-fours and then on his back. Nubius cums on Justin’s tattooed chest and then Justin pops as he’s licking Nubius’ dick clean. Nubius shoots a second time!

Elsewhere in the flashy jungle is Eclectiq, a dark-skinned hottie with sexy eyes who has just gotten out of a movie and calls a pal to go hang out. There is no worse spot in all of New York City to see a movie, so no doubt he needs to chill after that horrific experience. His friend Envy, with the thinnest of beards but the biggest of earrings, is chatting on the computer, wearing nothing but dogtags and shorts when Eclectiq arrives. The two immediately start to kiss and have a nice sweet chemistry as they do so. Eclectiq licks all around Envy’s neck and chest, grabbing at the buttcheeks that are tattooed with the owner’s name right above them. Eclectiq is quite the oral lover. After wetting Envy’s body, he goes to his balls, sucking them in and then finally lavishing all that attention on Envy’s dick. He’s a fine deep-throater. He goes further down to tongue-fuck Envy’s ass with the same desire as Envy pins his legs behind his ears. In a knowing movement, Eclectiq manages to turn it into a 69, shoving his ass in Envy’s face without stopping his blowjob. Envy gives Eclectiq a very fine rimming and then Eclectiq fucks Envy. The fuck lacks fire because Envy is so tight, but Eclectiq keeps trying his best to sink is dick all the way in. They then flip and Eclectiq takes Envy doggy. This works much better, both because Eclectiq is a better bottom and because Envy has a nice sensual style. Eclectiq rides Envy as well, with Envy jacking his bottom’s cock. Envy cums first (on a stomach tattoo that also reminds us of his name) and then Eclectiq creams on Envy’s face.

Smokey is sitting at an outdoor table with his music on when Jamaica Flava asks to join him. Beefy Jamaican Flava is from out of town (why else would he want to sit at the detestable pedestrian mall that the city has recently carved out of traffic lanes?). Reedy Smokey offers to make Jamaican Flava comfortable, which he does by falling onto the bed. Smokey follows him and they start to get a mack on. Jamaican Flava gets them both naked without stopping and then starts sucking Smokey through his yellow undies. Smokey has a nice suckable shaft and Jamaican Flava sucks it merrily. As the rather annoying sounds of a vacuum cleaner hum, Smokey goes for an all-out rimming on Jamaican Flava’s butt, closing his eyes and pushing his tongue in as far as it can go. With Jamaican Flava still flat on the bed, Smokey fucks him, easily able to fit himself inside. Jamaican Flava obviously learned bottoming down there in Baltimore from whence he hails, and Smokey is able to give him the movie’s most energetic fuck. It’s fast and furious, with Jamaican Flava open to lots of power topping. After Jamaican Flava spends a few moments riding Smokey, it’s time for the cum to fly. Jamaican Flava very eagerly takes Smokey’s blast to his mouth.

At Duffy Square, hidden among the throngs waiting for half-price theater tickets, Venom isn’t so keen on having to follow the queue. Luckily Seduction offers him a place to hang out while the line thins. Venom, wearing corn rows, flips around the channels on Seduction’s TV and zeroes in on the porn. Bearded and dreadlocked Seduction isn’t surprised and when Venom says he’d rather be doing it than watching it, the two find a better way than TV to pass the time. Seduction attaches himself to Venom’s neck like a vampire in heat and eventually brings the kisses to Venom’s mouth. Venom helps out by licking at Seductions nipples, but Seduction wants cock, so he goes lower and fishes out Venom’s mongo dick for sucking. He does a fine job with the fat piece, using a hand to help him out. The camera once again uses close-ups to make it seem more vivid. Seduction is a devoted sucker, keeping his mouth on Venom even as he undresses himself. Venom is interested in Seduction’s ass, fingering it while he’s getting blown. When Seduction has sucked his throat to rawness, he sprawls on the bed and lets Venom eat his ass with hearty oomph. Venom then buries his scary cock deep between Seductions tattooed asscheeks and gives Seduction a fine power fuck. He doesn’t always seem like the most comfortable fuck, but from the yelps and growls of his bottom, it sure as hell seems to be doing the trick! Infinitely better is a missionary position that gets far nastier. Venom then hangs Seduction over the bed and fucks him in that interesting manner and then they do it sideways. This has Seduction cumming quickly and when Venom is ready, he finishes on Seduction’s waiting lips. Obviously no one is going to the theater that night, because both look eager for round two as the movie ends.

DVD features: Chapters; trailers and no regional coding.

Runtime N Rubbers: 1 Hour and 29 Minutes. Yes.

Scene One:

When his friend flakes out, new-to-NYC Justin (cute with short black hair and a toned/smooth body) hooks up with Nubius (good-looking with closely-cropped black hair, goatee, and a muscular/hairy body). The dudes head back to Nubius' place where Justin takes a shower and his host lays in bed wearing blue briefs watching straight porn. Justin comes into the bedroom and takes Nubius' big cut cock into his mouth, sliding up 'n down and giving some hearty head while stroking his own stiff clipped prick. Dude definitely digs the blowjob and is soon holding the back of Justin's neck 'n guiding the way. The camera shots of the oral pleasure are excellent making the viewer feel as if he or she is right there in the bedroom with these two horn-dogs! Justin bends over offering up his tasty bum to his new buddy. Nubius spreads those cheeks exposing that tight lightly hairy bunghole and munches down with excellent close-ups of pink tongue on quivering pucker. Nubius is very into the ass eating and really gives it his all making loud sucking 'n slurping sounds and providing plenty of spit on that man-hole while stroking Justin's turgid tube steak.

The guys then find themselves in a side sixty nine where Nubius goes to town sucking his new pal's cock like a champ. With excellent mouth-watering close-ups, Nubius goes back down on Justin's snug hole and gives it a good old-fashioned tongue fucking, baby! Dude then slides in from behind and pounds Justin fast 'n hard with nice penetration shots from above and excellent from the back. The dudes change to the missionary position and Nubius keeps on fucking Justin quick 'n lubed with more groovy/excellent penetration shots of that big cock sliding in 'n out. Exhausted from their lusty shenanigans, the guys beat off with Nubius dumping a big thick load of cock snot all over dude's chest (Justin then nurses the knob) and Justin squirting a big load of cum on his own stomach. To my surprise, Nubius works out another load! Justin's chest is covered in delicious nut. Fucking hot!

Scene Two:

Hanging outside NYC's Show World Center (perhaps the last vestiges of the grand 1970s/1980s Times Square porno palaces), Eclectiq (very cute with short black hair and a toned/smooth body) calls his buddy Envy (cute with closely-cropped dark hair and a toned/smooth body) to arrange some man-on-man lovin'. The guys immediately gets down with deep tongue kissing and feeling each other up including booty rubbing and nipple sucking. In highly erotic fashion, Eclectiq slowly works his way down Envy's hot little body with plenty of licking 'n sucking including arm pits, nipples, 'n stomach. Dude finally reaches the ultimate prize of a fat cut cock and juicy plump balls. Eclectiq gives Envy exquisite head cramming that chubby fucker down his gullet and working those beautiful hairy nuts with a groovy tongue/mouth combo, baby!

Envy's body naturally responds to the oral lovin' with hips grinding gently up 'n down forcing more cock into Eclectiq's mouth. Dude lifts up Envy's legs to taste his tangy taint and munch down on that tight hairy asshole with excellent close-ups of the rimming. Switching up, Envy eats Eclectiq's tight shaved asshole in hot/excellent close-up and then chows down on those mouth-watering hangy nuts while Eclectiq jerks his large unclipped tool working the ebony foreskin back 'n forth over the bright pink cock knob. Eclectiq then slides his big business up Envy's snug thug-chute fucking him fast 'n hard in the missionary position with excellent penetration shots from above and behind. Switching up, Envy fucks Eclectiq fast 'n smooth doggy-style and then on to the ol' sink/bounce with plenty of excellent penetration shots. To reach complete satisfaction, the guys jerk off with Envy cutting loose on his stomach and Eclectiq dumps all over his buddy's face.  

Scene Three:

Smokey (cute with short black hair, cool facial hair and a toned/smooth body) is sitting outdoors enjoying tunes on his Ipod when Jamaican Flava (androgynous with short dark hair, feminine eyebrows and a toned/smooth body) comes up to him. "I have chips and some drinks. Do you mind if I join you?" Back at Smokey's apartment, the guys kiss with wet tongues and rub each other's bodies. Flava works his way down Smokey's lithe body kissing 'n licking, and chows down on dude's big cut cock sliding his hungry mouth up 'n down and giving some inspired head. Again, the close-ups during the cock sucking are excellent making me feel as if I'm lying in bed with these two horny guys. Hot! Smokey obviously digs the oral attention and soon has his hands on the back of Flava's head guiding him 'n fucking that hot mouth.

Switching up, Smokey munches down on Flava's tight shaved hole with excellent mouth-watering close-ups of the rimming. That wet pink tongue works that quivering pucker, baby! Moving on to the butt-sex, Smokey slides his big cock in from behind and screws Flava long, smooth 'n hard doggy-style with hot penetration shots from above. Moving into the missionary position, Smokey continues to bang his pal fast 'n hard with more penetration shots from above (and excellent from behind) while Flava jacks on his hard unclipped dick. The dudes are completely into the action and each other filling the room with loud moans 'n heavy breathing. Reaching the point of no control, Flava beats that meat dumping a big thick load of jizz on his stomach. Smokey pulls his pork shooting a large thick load on Flava's face and in his mouth. Flava then sucks that cummy knob. Hot!

Scene Four:

Seduction (good-looking with cool dreadlocks 'n beard and toned/smooth body/tattoos) is hanging out around Broadway when the very handsome Venom (dark cornrow braids and a toned/smooth body) strikes up a conversation. Instead of waiting in a three hour line for tickets, Seduction invites dude back to his place to "chill". The guys settle in watching some straight porn and naturally this is when the fun begins. Seduction straddles Venom licking 'n kissing his neck leading to some deep tongue kissing, feeling each other's chests, and nipple sucking. Dude pulls Venom's blue jeans and striped briefs down revealing dark pubes, plump balls, and a huge fat cut cock. Seduction takes his time making complete oral love to that chubby slap of meat and Venom really digs the blowjob.

Seduction is quite talented and  deep throats which amazes his new pal. Venom ends up holding Seduction's head, thrusting his hips upward, and fucking that face fast 'n smooth. The cock sucking close-ups are excellent. Now Venom wants a piece of that ass. He pulls Seduction's groovy purple briefs down exposing that tight lightly hairy bunghole, big low-hangers, and uncut cock. Venom rubs 'n finger fucks that hole in delicious close-up while Seduction continues to feast on that monster dong. Dude fucking gorges on that enormous piece of man-pork! He devours it like it's his last meal. Venom gets down on that snug asshole licking the heck outta that pouting pucker with excellent close-ups. In the process, we get a good look at Venom's tight shaved man-hole too!

Dude goes wild and tongue fucks the heck outta that hole, baby! Changing up, Venom slaps his pork against Seduction's hole and then slides on home 'n fucks dude long 'n smooth from behind. Seduction has a breathy mantra of: "Oh shit! Oh Shit!" Who can blame him? I certainly could not take such a huge cock up my ass. The penetration shots start out as simply okay but then kick into excellent from behind as Venom plows that hole. Switching up again, Venom continues his wild ass-fucking in the side/missionary position like a wile piston cramming that big thang in 'n outta that man-chute with excellent penetration camera shots from the front. This is some hot fucking action! To finish up, the dudes kiss and jack off with busting a thick nut on his stomach and Venom working his dick 'n cumming on Seduction's sexy face and in his mouth.

VIDEO:

Times Square Swagger is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The picture quality is sharp 'n clean. The videography is excellent providing full coverage of all the action with beautiful close-ups of the cock sucking 'n butt-fucking penetration and excellent ultra-close-ups of the ass eating and cum.

AUDIO:

The stereo sound is clean allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they talk, the outdoor sounds of NYC, groovy music, and hot lusty noises on man-sex.

BONUS FEATURES:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selections, and chapter stops.

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